patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post: i just had to remind myself that steve carell is…

thtat just makes him hotter

it really does


patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post: my xbox controller has been in the middle of my…

harley go pick it up before you break a toe

posted 6 months ago

patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post: patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post:…

it is the most necessary christmas cover ever &it used to play last year at my store for christmas when my shift started every time& omg i would bust a move right there on the floor i was halfway to memorizing the rap before xmas season ended

I WISH MY WORK WOULD PLAY IT

we play like classic jolly christmas songs no we need to start breaking shit down this year


patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post: busta rhymes goes so hard like how does he say…

have you listened to the busta rhymes rap on justin bieber’s cover of little soldier boy

yes it is my favorite christmas rap


patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post: cool—whip replied to your post: i am actually…

im so moved having your own money to buy your own things with is such an awesome feeling

i know right like i have been on my own for a while now and i JUST realized that i can buy balls of cheese?/?? BALSL O FCHEESE

i made that money i put in my time and now im buyin balls of cheese


patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post: i have tried not to post about the guy at work for…

please do so you know we will all watch in the development and throes of your crush with great interest and fascination

its bout to go down prepare yourselves


patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post: oh so you made me read your 20k word nc-17…

why the f was it nc17 “thematic issues”????

i GUESS so like there was a touch of bullying and a very very veyr vyer vcery VERY brief like dryhumping thing that ENDED UP JUST BEING A DREAM ANYWAY but…………other than that it was so obnoxiously squeaky clean 

im so distressed how dare you deceive me this way


patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post: patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post: im…

those eyes harley those eyes oh my god those hands those lips those cheekbones jesus fuCK i mean he is like some kind of creature out of myth i dont understand men who look like that what kind of godlike genetic intervention did jehovah even DO

and it just gets like one million times worse when he opens his mouth and starts talking

like shut up shut your face up shut all of it up!!!!! no


patronsaintoffirebenders replied to your post: im obsessed with patron being obsessed with…

HES SO BEAUTIFUL ITS SO UPSETTING ITS SO RUDE AND LOVELY HIS EYES MAKE MEW ANT TO CRY I WANT GOD TO BASE ANGELS OFF HIS CHEEKBONES HES SO BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT I WANNA DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP SEND HELP SEND HELP INED LFIE AFLERT

complete same

i wanna touch his face but im afraid i would cut myself on his cheekbones

or if i got too close i would drown in the crystal blue waters of his eyes

his beauty is dangerous